I had one of my people take the 'Team Oink reality tour.' His report is as follows:
"7 hour bus ride from Amarillo to tour various desolate, wind swept, ag fields.
Hunkered down for lunch of an allsups burrito, a mini almond joy, and an off brand Dr Pepper knock off in a center pivot shack.
DJ alternately screamed at us about modular stocks and whispered spoken poetry claims, one such highlighting that he is the "new lizard king." 2 people passed out on the bus, 3 bled from their ears. The flying sand blinded me half way through.....which I was grateful for.
We were unceremoniously kicked off the bus in Clarendon's Chinatown district and handed a children's size small Team Oink tank top. "
OMG!!!! i hadn't noticed. takko, there's hope for you yet.I love the New Banners!!
The Oink banners are reserved for the elite killers... perhaps SpecialK can roll you some balloons down a hill in some tires to help get you going the right direction. Keep your head up, your spirit strong, keep the hard work in practicing, and you too will one day have the coveted banner you so desiregfy. go ask your twin brothers milkdudd and frenkT. i'm not participating in a conversation with anyone until i get an OinK banner.
I totally agree. Maybe we should require the mandatory drug testing and a through background check. Even a couple of very through interviews with at least six months probation just to see if they are worthy to be a part of this prestigious team. We can't be too careful!OinK, i think it's time to collect membership dues
There goes DJones' membership already.I totally agree. Maybe we should require the mandatory drug testing and a through background check. Even a couple of very through interviews with at least six months probation just to see if they are worthy to be a part of this prestigious team. We can't be too careful!
LOL... yeah, looked like a tumbleweed!The flip in ph4 around the 16 second mark is probably the most wicked roll I've seen yet!
HEY!!! WHERE THE HECK DID MY BANNERS GO???Take his banners away! Demand it!
Frank said it must be done.HEY!!! WHERE THE HECK DID MY BANNERS GO???
SOMEBODY'S GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!!!
We see who has the stroke here, welcome back to the real world!! BANG BANG!!HEY!!! WHERE THE HECK DID MY BANNERS GO???
SOMEBODY'S GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!!!