Humor for the day!

[Ratdog68]

Remember the movie: "Tokyo Drift"?


Now, when Abraham fathered Ishmael, this was God's words to Hagar (Ishmael's mother) concerning her child. LOL (This would be the Arabic peoples of old)

Gen. 16:12
And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him; and he shall dwell in the presence of all his brethren.


Well... I present to you: "Saudi Drift" LOL

 

[FrankT]

WTF did I just watch, rush hour??

 

[Chopperdrvr]

WTF did I just watch, rush hour??

Yea, rush hour in Houston. I guess that was a compilation of all the things the muslim world has given to humanity.

 

[Ratdog68]

I propose that this be Mandatory Driver Training for ALL Al Qaeda members (Hmmmm... m'be all members of Congress too?)

 

[Harris hawker]

Just watched sons of guns.

Joe said the operational range of a suppressed 300 bo is 500 yards!!!




Then they couldn't blow up the dynamite from a couple hundred yards!!

Not enough power from the suppressed bullet to ignite it.


Then joe said something I have stated on here.

"A .22 long rife can ignite this stuff."


So a 300bo isn't stronger than a .22 lr.


HAHA!!

 

[Itsazonik]

We were talking about that last night on our way to the hunt. My friend had just watched it and said he lost all respect for a 300bo. He was going to build one and has now changed his mind about that

 

[Ratdog68]

Just watched sons of guns.

Joe said the operational range of a suppressed 300 bo is 500 yards!!!




Then they couldn't blow up the dynamite from a couple hundred yards!!

Not enough power from the suppressed bullet to ignite it.


Then joe said something I have stated on here.

"A .22 long rife can ignite this stuff."


So a 300bo isn't stronger than a .22 lr.


HAHA!!

Post of the day !!!!

 

[Ratdog68]

Comments below the article are almost better than the article itself. LOL

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-hidden-in-vagina-576432

 

[Harris hawker]

Going hog hunting, find 3 toms walking, so now were turkey hunting.
And hog if one comes out!!!

 

[Harris hawker]

 

[Ratdog68]

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OMG !!! His hawk pi$$ed him off and he killed it !!!

 

[FrankT]

That is a big hawk!

 

[Chopperdrvr]

Is it trained to PLAY dead? I guess the answer to what hunt you were on has been answered.

 

[Harris hawker]

OMG !!! His hawk pi$$ed him off and he killed it !!!

Damn straight!!
Little bastard ain't gonna do that again!!


Quick story.
We were walking down and saw 3 toms strutting.
And my friend was like "man I want one!"
So I googled turkey season and tomorrow was the last day.
He went back and grabbed a more appropriate gun, not a 30-06, and we sat down and called.
This guy had sex on the mind so bad he came sprinting to us!!
A few minutes later, and you see the results.
We just got done hog hunting.
Didn't see nothing, but still an awesome day!!

He was a big ol boy.

 

[Ratdog68]

Gorgeous turkey-hawk there. Congrats, too bad you didn't get one more of those bad boys.

 

[Itsazonik]

The place I went hunting today had a turkey that would walk up to you so you would pet it

 

[Ratdog68]

Perfect opportunity for a sharp knife, or machete. LOL

 

[Itsazonik]

It would walk right up to you and let you pet it's head. No need for a knife. Just snap it's neck

 

[Chopperdrvr]

I had one of those once. He scared the bejeezus out of a lot of people. He would walk up behind you really quiet then start drumming and pushing against your leg. I would watch and not tell the person the watch them jump out of their skin when he started drumming. He He! He just wanted attention.

 

[Harris hawker]