I had one of my people take the 'Team Oink reality tour.' His report is as follows:
"7 hour bus ride from Amarillo to tour various desolate, wind swept, ag fields.
Hunkered down for lunch of an allsups burrito, a mini almond joy, and an off brand Dr Pepper knock off in a center pivot shack.
DJ alternately screamed at us about modular stocks and whispered spoken poetry claims, one such highlighting that he is the "new lizard king." 2 people passed out on the bus, 3 bled from their ears. The flying sand blinded me half way through.....which I was grateful for.
We were unceremoniously kicked off the bus in Clarendon's Chinatown district and handed a children's size small Team Oink tank top. "