Rattlesnake Dan made me doe it

yeah I am betting that is too big to start off as a pet, will be much better behaved in a smoker!
 
I don't think bouncing him on your foot/lower leg is advisable... he might be tempted to poke ya with sumpin' sharp. The smoker would get my vote as well.
 
He'll be fine...just jump on in there! LOL
 
The black ones are mean, red or brown that size are a lot more mellow. Black ones die.
 
A couple days and you will be fine as pigs hair, and so will the little piggy! PET PET!!!
 
He is calming down now. Thank God for snake boots. When I go in stall now he waits until I turn my back to attack me. Funny boy!
 
Hey that is just like an X-wife!
 
Where'd you get him? What's the story?
 
If all else fails read the post. lol Got it.
 
A neighbor called and said he had one in a trap. My son and his friends are coming down this next week and I THOUGHT this would be some cheap eating for them. I took my 22 pistol to kill him, but when I saw the size I thought I would grab him instead. That was fun! I put him in a horse stall and he is still pissed off. Oh well he will get over it. Or not. I mean he can jump three feet. I have been messing with him all afternoon. Bud Light was involved. I'm actually having fun messing with him. I would like to keep him for the next meet and greet to show people what a hog looks like with thermal.
 
If this thread is headed towards thongs, mud, and hog wrestling at the next meet and greet, I'll settle for the YouTube rendition.
 
Speaking of meet and greet! RGILBERT, when are you going to screw up and invite a bunch of us hooligans out to your place again? Been too long since the last one.
 
He will invite only those w large knives!
 
I got mine sharpened and ready. Now I just need to mix with alcohol and anti psychotic drugs and I'm good to go.
 
Great plan, sounds like you are ready!
 
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