Humor for the day!

well since I carry around the house they regret ringing my doorbell after I open the door with my hand on the gun...seems they only leave flyers now and run
 
They'd howl and want to hang me around here if I shared that. LOL... love it though.
 
That was very funny!
 
Someone's decorator is a genius !!

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No worries of this happening before January 2017... LOL

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I need three pix: Barry, Hillbillery, and Bernie. LOL

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Ratdog68 said:
LOL... yeah, pick one of those little bastages up and see how cute they are.
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I used to know a guy that picked up a "dead" bobcat that was just playing possum.....
His whole torso was covered by what looked like razor blade slices covering every square inch.
 
About the third swipe of claws... I think my meat-hook would be well anchored around it's neck... with extreme prejudice. LOL
 
A husband and wife got to arguing about an expensive purchase the man made. It precipitated to the point that he took off his jeans and threw them at the wife. She asked him, "What are these for? They are too big, I can't wear them."

The husband remarked, "And don't you forget that!!"

The wife then took off her panties and threw them at the husband.

He then said, " Those are too small, I can't get into them".

She quipped, "AND DON'T YOU FORGET THAT!"
 
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