Humor for the day!

Truly "porking".
 
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cell. The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do"


He said " You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace. I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you? "

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "yes, I do remember that shop" she replied..


"Well, I'm in the bar next to that."
 
Ratdog68 said:
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cell. The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do"


He said " You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace. I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you? "

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "yes, I do remember that shop" she replied..


"Well, I'm in the bar next to that."
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Guess who got to walk home......
 
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Pup's got rhythm...

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Aloha Snack Bar !!

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Arguing with a woman is like reading a Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and select "I Agree".
 
chthump said:
True American pnssy "not"
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However, that pic does need to be the personification pic of hermaphrodite in the dictionary.
 
Ratdog68 said:
However, that pic does need to be the personification pic of hermaphrodite in the dictionary.
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But, If I had a child and it was a hermaphrodite it would probably look just like that.
 
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No pic Dan.
 
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