Humor for the day!
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I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Texas. I think it should be the goal of every Texan to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.
Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the cubs, which would be gay, “The Turban Cowboy”, and the other, a topless bar, would be called “You Mecca Me Hot”.
Next door should be a butcher shop that specialized in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit BBQ pork restaurant called “Iraq of Ribs”.
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods and on the other side a liquor store called “Morehammered.”
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they’re demanding of the rest of Texans.
Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the cubs, which would be gay, “The Turban Cowboy”, and the other, a topless bar, would be called “You Mecca Me Hot”.
Next door should be a butcher shop that specialized in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit BBQ pork restaurant called “Iraq of Ribs”.
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods and on the other side a liquor store called “Morehammered.”
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they’re demanding of the rest of Texans.
REVEREND!!!!
Can I get an AMEN!!
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Hallelujah !!!
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I've known too many that fit both those roles....
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide,
You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide,
You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.
Me thinks its time to go to the range! Thats what happens when a buck wanders into your prairie dog shoot.
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I think he's conditioning the buck for next year!
To shoot me, thermal you must have......
Bad case of Yoda-Head!
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With a "The Donald" hair-do.
