Humor for the day!
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He looks good with red hair.
That's right, us abia.....adiato......pilots are quick thinking.
Brian, you are just wrong! No food for you at the meet and greet!
Brian, you are just wrong! No food for you at the meet and greet!
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Got a bad stinging feeling that I don't quite know the origin.
I think it's coming from around Montague county.
I think it's coming from around Montague county.
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The Downside to Owning a 1911...
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a Colt .45 with an eight round mag
and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."
....
A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough ammo!"
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a Colt .45 with an eight round mag
and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."
....
A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough ammo!"
I'll take my 1911's any day over anything else out there. There's not a better trigger made in a handgun, and if you can't hit it, it doesn't matter how many rounds you've got.
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Yer preachin' to the choir here. LOL But, it's not often that a 1911 ain't enough.
Amen Brother, I saw the humor in the joke. It wasn't the 1911 it was the wife.
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Ding-ding-ding... winner-winner, chicken dinner !Amen Brother, I saw the humor in the joke. It wasn't the 1911 it was the wife.
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A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A large genie appears out of the bottle and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget, cut taxes and eliminate the debt."
The genie stared at him a second or two and then says ……"You crafty little bastard."
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget, cut taxes and eliminate the debt."
The genie stared at him a second or two and then says ……"You crafty little bastard."
I'll drink to that!What REALLY happens when Afalex1 shows up to hunt with Lancer...
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Chopper, did you just wake up from a long winters nap?
No, but just got back from several days of dove hunting and visiting my daughter. She doesn't have very good internet access. I was in an Internet free zone.
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Good for you, but I see no pics!