don't try facing down these killers alone

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OneK said:
He only gets so many bullets a night. When their gone he's done.
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So basically you are Sheriff Andy, and DJ is Barny Fife.

I can hear the conversation now.

DJ : OneK look look hogs can I load my magazine!?!?!?

OneK: Now DJ calm down and remember what I told you breath, squeeze, and everything will be ok buddy. Now take that mag out of your pocket and load your rifle. You watched TLM's videos didn't ya?

DJ: OK OneK I won't let you down *slaps in loaded mag. I watched all of TLM's videos again!

OneK: Now DJ just remember you only get that one mag use it wisely buddy.

DJ: Awe golly gee OneK I've been training No more dirt clods.

OneK: Alright let's count down 3-2-1-bang

DJ: pew ricochet pew ricochet pew ricochet pew ricochet pew pew pew pew pew ricochet click click click.

OneK: Gosh darn it DJ you dirt cloded em all again. Go pick up my brass and open the damn gate.

DJ: Golly OneK I don't know what happend I watched all of TLM's videos he makes it look so easy.
 
Barny Fife - outstanding new handle for DJ ! lol.
 
Lawman you get funnier as you age! lol
 
I don't know but that may be an insult to Barney Fife, but the one mag/one bullet thing is funny as heck!
 
RattlesnakeDan said:
Lawman you get funnier as you age! lol
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at least you finally replied. was thinking i was going to have to knock your hat off to get some respect

TEXASLAWMAN said:
So basically you are Sheriff Andy, and DJ is Barny Fife.
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FrankT said:
I don't know but that may be an insult to Barney Fife, but the one mag/one bullet thing is funny as heck!
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you guys always seem to look at all angles. why not change my avtar to barny now??
 
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HEY BARNEY!! LOL that is too darn funny!
 
that's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. y'all have no idea how special you are to me. i only hope i can pay you back half as much.

I love you You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you love me too
I love you You love me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you love me too
I love you You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you love me too
I love you You love me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss.
 
you do know barney is Gay, right? I thought that was funny too
 
good try but no barney, that may be barneys mom but he has a boyfriend, heck he is standing in a rainbow gay flag!
 
very well done fellers, keep shooting like that Barney and BR may reconsider your application!
 
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