I am sure somebody can do better. The music for the lyrics is at the bottom. Sing along if you like...
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when chocolate melts?
Coating all of your ammunition belts?
Why are your primers getting so fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Given good ammo hogs will die soon.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo