Humor for the day!

I think i just threw up a little
 
A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican
looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican
requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a
hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the
waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant
and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to
give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat
on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down, and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican,
touched him, and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The
Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and began
to praise the Lord.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him, and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, and
he to began to praise the Lord.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm on disability."
 
TLM's roll play is growing... here, he stars as Walker, Texas Ranger !!

 
MUST... HAVE... CORN NUTS !!!!

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LOL !!!!

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"I like these pants... WHAT difference does it make ?!?!?!"
 
We always knew you had issues Rd
 
Never tried it with horses, but it works well for ducks on a lake. Round them up in a tight cluster then put it on the back of one in the middle of the pack and watch them scatter away from a single very confused duck!
 
Duck measles !!!!
 
That is just pure funny s&!@ right there. Wonder if we the ones who watched it and the one/s who made it are all on the list now?? MUMBLE MUMBLE!!

The ones who made it are all ex SF/Ranger guys. I dont think they care if they are on any list lol.
 
Can't say it would be my preferred swimming hole
 
It is kinda like the guy today who jumped of a cliff today with a cape. You can't cure stupid! And yes he died!
 
It is kinda like the guy today who jumped of a cliff today with a cape. You can't cure stupid! And yes he died!

or a winged flying suit for that matter
 
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