sometimes i make poor decisions

[FrankT]

perhaps you could give me a lesson now on how to kill hogs now?

No, I cannot teach you, besides if you were a good shot who would we have to make fun of?

 

[BDubbs]

Now, that's startin' to sound like a Dimocratic Platform excuse.

Aw, Rat... I'm just country and a tad goofy from time to time, doesn't mean I'm off my rocker! I do use the wrong word on occasion because I like another one better, but I spell it correctly!

 

[djones]

 

[Ratdog68]

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And? Yer point is?

 

[TEXASLAWMAN]

And? Yer point is?

It's been DJ'ed.

 

[DangerRanger]

i've never liked the sound of sounder. makes no sense to me to make up a new word for a herd just because they're hogs. besides, when you're dj, you can call them whatever you want. but thanks anyway. perhaps you could give me a lesson now on how to kill hogs now?

Look....if webster has it....its the Gospel truth.

 

[djones]

sounder is the name of a dog movie. plus, it sounds ghey. sounder sounder sounder... see???

 

[OneK]

Who's webster??

 

[djones]

i think he's a friend of rowrows

 

[djones]

OinK cruised around tday to check our fieldwork. sure enough, he found 5 more hogs. the neighbor called him about one that was shot in the ass. OinK must have hit that one. anyway, we know the rule so here are the other 4

 

[djones]

OinK, i hope you're keeping up with these. i'm even worse with nummers than i am at killing pigs...

thnx for another great hunt buddy!!!

 

[OneK]

No. 5 is in a Shin Oak pasture that the county trapper owns. He called me and told me he found it but it was still alive. He had to get off his horse and wrestle it to the ground and stick it with his knife. He knew I went hunting Monday night and called be to tell me. Yep, it had a Texas heart shot, my specialty. You are just gonna have to take my word for it because I ain't riding no horse to get a pic of a stinking hog for anybody.

 

[RattlesnakeDan]

Those look fresh. Meat still good?

 

[OneK]

The meat is never good! When we run out of cardboard boxes then I'll think about eating one. Buzzards just got here this week and were hungry so they had eaten the back out of all of them. Those in the wheat field were located by the buzzards sitting on the carcass. The wheat was too tall to find them without the birds.

 

[Ratdog68]

Those look fresh. Meat still good?

That, right there is funny. Those stiff legs tell the tale. LOL

 

[FrankT]

Man we eat the heck out of them, better than pork from the store! No not the stiff dead ones...lol

 

[djones]

You are just gonna have to take my word for it because I ain't riding no horse to get a pic of a stinking hog for anybody.

since you're a staff member you can break the rules at will, and you're never wrong.