Got the turkey stuffed and in the oven and the ham goes in in 10mins.
My wife's family is coming over, we will have 13 for dinner. Worst part is that my wife is from Baltimore and the f'in Ravens are playing today (I'm a Skins fan, but have been a fair weather fan since Snyder bought the team and screwed things up.)
My kids are 19 and 16, and finally old enough that opening presents isn't a dawn affair and I don't have to leave the half eaten cookies and carrots and half drunk glass of milk as evidence that Santa and his reindeer were here. Sleep in on Christmas morning for the first time in 19yrs you ask? No, got get up, make stuffing and get cooking.... so dinner is finished in time for the Blatimorons and the f'in Ravens!