WRONG! All of you are WRONG!! This is not a cold spell. It can’t be, it is impossible! How do you ask? Simple Al Gore said it was Global Warming! How could these incompetent nit wits go against the smartest man to ever live. He invented the freaking Internet for crying out loud! How could you dare question him, what qualifications do you hold that would entitle you to such a luxury?
The truth is that the clothes of those who live up North have been burned off from the intense heat ravaging the world. And now the chill they feel is from the sweat they are covered with due to the intense heat this world now experiences. It can’t be snow! Impossible, the world is heating up. It is not really the coldest New Years in 55 years in NYC! It because they are sweating so much that the winds caused the intense heat is cooling them down rapidly. Snow?? You see many people have dehydrated and turned into dust which the wind took into the ozone layer of the earth and dumped it on the earth. If not for the fossil fuel fumes at the ozone, the dust would have gone into space but instead it forced it back to earth. You see if it were cold, Al would be a flipping liar. He can’t be! He invented the freaking Internet!
OMG how smart he is. He taught those scientists how to calculate the theory of the world was heating up due to fossil fuels. He made the formulas to prove his theory and handed it to them. He was the VP to the greatest President of the modern times. How can you not claim that about Bill? He got a 20-year-old to use a cigar in a way that most men only dream about. What a stud! So how could he be dumb for hanging with Bill for 8 years? Ya’ll don’t understand! You can’t, its impossible you are not smart enough to be able to.
See you think Tipper divorced him because he was not well endowed, but you can see that he is the biggest deekhead that there is. How could I not be her biggest ever? He is a 73 inch deekhead! I mean 6 foot 1 inch; how could she desire more. Did I mention that he invented the Internet for crying out loud?
Ok, I am going to go stoke a coal fire in the fire pit out back and watch the muddah fuggah burn, open all the windows in the house, turn the heat up to 85 and look in the direction of the coal power plant nearby and watch how thick the smoke gets while singing the song Burn Baby Burn!
The truth is that the clothes of those who live up North have been burned off from the intense heat ravaging the world. And now the chill they feel is from the sweat they are covered with due to the intense heat this world now experiences. It can’t be snow! Impossible, the world is heating up. It is not really the coldest New Years in 55 years in NYC! It because they are sweating so much that the winds caused the intense heat is cooling them down rapidly. Snow?? You see many people have dehydrated and turned into dust which the wind took into the ozone layer of the earth and dumped it on the earth. If not for the fossil fuel fumes at the ozone, the dust would have gone into space but instead it forced it back to earth. You see if it were cold, Al would be a flipping liar. He can’t be! He invented the freaking Internet!
OMG how smart he is. He taught those scientists how to calculate the theory of the world was heating up due to fossil fuels. He made the formulas to prove his theory and handed it to them. He was the VP to the greatest President of the modern times. How can you not claim that about Bill? He got a 20-year-old to use a cigar in a way that most men only dream about. What a stud! So how could he be dumb for hanging with Bill for 8 years? Ya’ll don’t understand! You can’t, its impossible you are not smart enough to be able to.
See you think Tipper divorced him because he was not well endowed, but you can see that he is the biggest deekhead that there is. How could I not be her biggest ever? He is a 73 inch deekhead! I mean 6 foot 1 inch; how could she desire more. Did I mention that he invented the Internet for crying out loud?
Ok, I am going to go stoke a coal fire in the fire pit out back and watch the muddah fuggah burn, open all the windows in the house, turn the heat up to 85 and look in the direction of the coal power plant nearby and watch how thick the smoke gets while singing the song Burn Baby Burn!
