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djones
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got a new spot near new mexico. conversation went something like this...
landowner: are you the legendary djones?
dj: yes sir, I suppose I am.
landowner: I heard you were the man for killing hogs.
dj: well i do like to hunt them.
landowder: can you get them all?
dj: I don’t know but they usually quit before I do.
landowner: you don’t look like a hog hunter.
dj: is it the cape or my red underware?
landowner: are you the legendary djones?
dj: yes sir, I suppose I am.
landowner: I heard you were the man for killing hogs.
dj: well i do like to hunt them.
landowder: can you get them all?
dj: I don’t know but they usually quit before I do.
landowner: you don’t look like a hog hunter.
dj: is it the cape or my red underware?