how not to train your dog

[djones]

i was able to obtain secret footage from the br gang which ordinarily would not be publicly available. my sources say this was pirated from a study hall party where home movies were being shown. this would fall under the cruelty to animals act in most parts of the state, however, no one wants to cross over into east texas jurisdiction to enforce it. when parties like these go unchecked, this is what happens...

here is cletty having his way with a trapped hog they paralyzed, unable to move to defend himself. i can't show what happens to the hog after this, but trust me, you don't want to see it.

 

[djones]

poor gus has been mishandled at the 'hands' of this miscreant. he doesn't even know to be embarrased. he just continues on, based on what cletty has taught him by example.

 

[BDubbs]

BR has taken all the tranquilizer away from Cletus and gave Gus a bath... Cletus must have got his hands on some old Dr Sus vids before the parental guidance of OneK came along... how embarrassing

 

[djones]

you're going to have do more than take away cletty's mind bending drugs. pretty sure intensive therapy should be on your short list. what else could he possibly do to hogs???

 

[djones]

dweebs, normally i'd just shake my head and turn away, maybe giggle, i don't know. but in this case i have to ask... do you see this stuff all the time? wth is that guy doing???

 

[BDubbs]

perhaps it's just how he deals with frustration... it is fairly obvious why he needs to have em paralyzed for him though, but its messed up getting the dog involved! lol

 

[Drop Zone]

We have all missed your creative photo shop bits, I want more. The last one is a bit disturbing though.....

 

[der Teufel]

We have all missed your creative photo shop bits, I want more. The last one is a bit disturbing though.....

LOL !! I'm thinking you haven't been paying full attention.
Part of me asks where he gets his material.
The larger part says I don't want to know …

 

[djones]

The last one is a bit disturbing though.....

wait a sec... are you suggesting i shopped that? you can't make that stuff up!!

The larger part says I don't want to know …

believe me boy, you don't EVER want to know!!

 

[Middy53]

wait a sec... are you suggesting i shopped that? you can't make that stuff up!!

believe me boy, you don't EVER want to know!!

You sure you arent from East Texas? I am seeing a pattern develop. Maybe Southeast Texas?

 

[Ratdog68]

LOL !! I'm thinking you haven't been paying full attention.
Part of me asks where he gets his material.
The larger part says I don't want to know …

My days as a LEO taught me to be suspect when someone harps on a theme... it can hit a little too close to home for them. ;)

 

[gshock]

uhhhhhh..... back arrow.