After she stabs the baby a few times with a safety pin she might rethink. What was that line in Oh Brother Where Art Thou. "I have counted to three and made up my mind".
I just had the dry heaves over that one...OK, tell her the disposable diapers will prepare her better for you or folks in her family when you get old and have to wear depends, Trust me on this, you do not want to change cotton diapers on me when I take a dump!
Wouldn't care about the underwear, I don't want all my good shirts and pants to smell like ****!Your underwear and baby's diapers can be washed together...oh come-on!