I was in a restaurant once (actually, that's happened more than once) and a waitress asked me "What would you like?"whoa. i bet your girlfriend cries every night
This was some years ago, and I replied "World peace, an end to poverty, and 40 minutes with Cheryl Tiegs!"
She said "Those aren't on the menu, and what would you do for the other 39 minutes?"
I stated "I'll just do the same thing 39 more times!"