Got Pulled Over Last Night

ZenArchery

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Officer: "Sir do you know your right tail light is out?"

Me: "Now, I do..."

Officer: "What are you doing out at 3 in the morning?

Me: "Trying to shoot hogs?"

Officer: "How long have you been out?

Me: "Since 5p.m."

Officer: "You've been hunting hogs for 10 hours?"

Me: "I typically hunt all night long, but I have a 9am meeting."

Officer: "You hog hunters are something else. Fix your tail light!"

Me: "Indeed and Yes Sir!"
 

Whosure

LSB Member
LoneStarBoars Supporter
LOL...too funny.
 

jglass

LSB Member
Just think what the police find stopping cars at 3:00 AM. He was probably relieved to find out you were out hunting. The cops would stop us early in the morning on our way duck hunting. When they realized we were duck hunting they seem to know we are
crazy but harmless. Still waiting to encounter police on a hog hunt, hasn't happened yet but I'm ready. I seem to encounter police when I'm out target shooting
 
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